Matrimonial Ad

Disclaimer:
Had written this post ages ago, for some post of keshi's and found it today...it means pure fun; wannabe applicants stay away :p

Wanted a handsome, sensitive, and HOT guy for a beautiful, demented and obsessive gal. The chick is lost as far as career is concerned and earns peanuts(boiled) for her living. Comes from a hyper-emotional family. Father is a JAILOR and mother is a sweetheart. Chick's hobbies include doing the chicken dance and surfing shaadi.com. Would prefer someone who's caring, sharing and all that shit. Who doesn't dress like superman/rajnikanth/uday chopra. Someone who would know how to eat gooey-chocolate cakes and pamper her with unlimited public-display-of-affection and make her feel like a princess. Even martians can apply. (The chick though demented is smart enough to know tat not a single earthling wud fit the bill)

*Conditions applied

* Men with GINGIVITIS/PIG-STY LIKE ARMPITS/DIRTY NAVELS/HUGE BEER-BELLIES/DIRTY UN-PICKED NOSES/MIMOH-STYLE DANCE-SKILLS - get your priorities right..yu needta work on urself so tat you graduate to the homo-sapiens level..this newspaper doesn't cater to animals. Even if it did it would stick to cute pugs =)